In a show of my true dedication to the experiment, and my complete disregard for my septum, I decided to try the cocoa using the more “traditional” methods of snorting powders. I had to look these things up on the internet because I do not use drugs (“drugs are bad m’kay!”), and decided to go with the most popular usages, keys and lines.
The key bump wasn't that bad. In fact, it was the only time I felt a very slight chocolatey buzz. Not completely unpleasant. No wallop of headaches or coughing. Not bad but still not something I could see myself doing again. Lines were a BIG mistake. That hurt more than the shooter. It hurt my head, nose and pride. I took a long hard look in the mirror after that one.