4. The Taste
JG: What's that saying? "If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck." I'm definitely drinking a duck.
AD: It lingers, clinging to the back of the throat with all the fervor of an ex-boyfriend.
JG: Yeah, I could see myself breaking up with this 80-proof spirit.
AD: I appreciate how you incorporated the ABV into that sentence.
JG: Real power move on my part right there. You hungry?