Oh God, Spreadable Bacon Exists
What happens when a huge vat of bacon is rendered down for six hours and infused with onions, spices, sugar, and balsamic vinegar? Magic. Bacon Spread is exactly what it sounds like — the salty goodness of bacon in an accessible and delicious spreadable form. Really makes tofu seem like a piece of sh*t, doesn't it?
By blessing bacon with the same physical properties as Nutella, you can now enjoy America's favorite artery-clogging treat anytime while bypassing all the difficult steps it usually takes to make it happen. No heating, frying, splattering, burning, or regret. With a variety of bacon infusions, including bacon jam, everything in your refrigerator is fair game. It's huntin' season.