By blessing bacon with the same physical properties as Nutella, you can now enjoy America's favorite artery-clogging treat anytime while bypassing all the difficult steps it usually takes to make it happen. No heating, frying, splattering, burning, or regret. With a variety of bacon infusions, including bacon jam, everything in your refrigerator is fair game. It's huntin' season.
Jeremy Glass spends his days writing about delicious things for Supercompressor's Vice vertical and mediating bum-fights.