Indeed, tables around the world all have different condiments on 'em—salsa, tamari, A1, chimichurri, ketchup, etc.—but you'd better believe that every table has one thing in common: salt and pepper.
That is, until the Stiff Salt Co.'s Sriracha Salt takes over, forever. Even if you have it all the time, Sriracha doesn't really make sense on everything. Movie popcorn is great, but you shouldn't be pouring Sriracha on foods you're eating with your hands without looking. You'd need a hose.