Sriracha Salt Is The Only Spice You'll Ever Need
Indeed, tables around the world all have different condiments on 'em—salsa, tamari, A1, chimichurri, ketchup, etc.—but you'd better believe that every table has one thing in common: salt and pepper.
That is, until the Stiff Salt Co.'s Sriracha Salt takes over, forever. Even if you have it all the time, Sriracha doesn't really make sense on everything. Movie popcorn is great, but you shouldn't be pouring Sriracha on foods you're eating with your hands without looking. You'd need a hose.
Sriracha salt takes care of that small issue, conveniently letting you add that essential flavor in one fell swoop. The 21st century was supposedly going to be a culture of efficiency. This is the first step. This is the future.
This is synergy.