How do you make a regular home bar the most epic in the galaxy? Source your barware from the most greatest movie series of all time! We're not saying stocking your kitchen with these bottle openers and glasses will help you gain a loyal following of friends and admirers — but it will. Hokey corkscrews and ancient flasks are no match for Star Wars barware at your side, kid.
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Star Wars Pewter Barware Set - $577.77
When you ignore the price tag and realize you're getting a Darth Vader corkscrew, Yoda wine stopper, C-3PO foil cutter, and an R2-D2 bottle opener all in one, you'll find this pewter set is impressive — most impressive.
Storm Trooper Silicone Tray - $11.98
It is a FACT that filling your glass with storm trooper ice cubes will make your drink 100% susceptible to stray blaster fire and light sabers. So just... be careful.
Han in Carbonite Bottle Opener - $17.77
Isn't it funny that this bottle opener, shaped in the likeness of a man frozen in carbonite, is specifically used for releasing liquids from their glass prisons?
Star Wars Shot Glass Collection - $27.95
This collection of 1.75 ounce shot glasses include the Jedi, Rebel, Empire, and Mandalorian logos. Awesome for schooling the Star Wars n00bs who only though there were two sides.
Millennium Falcon Magnetic Bottle Opener - $39.00
The Millennium Falcon. It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Whether or not it can make your beer run in under twelve seconds depends on the quickness of your draw.
R2-D2 Liquor Drinking Flask - $16.99
What kind of liquor best goes with this R2 flask? Whiskey? Gin? Obviously, our first choice would be blue milk — but the harvest didn't go so hot this year.
Death Star Bottle Opener - $17.99
That's no moon... it's a solid metal bottle opener in the likeness of the famous Imperial battle station. Be careful with this — we all know what happened to the first two Death Stars.
R2-D2 Bottle Opener - $17.99
There's actually a magnet on the back of this solid metal R2 bottle opener to ensure this'll always be the droid you're looking for.
Death Star Ice Sphere Mold - $6.99
Not to beat a dead Tauntaun with a stick, but everybody knows ice spheres are way cooler than ice cubes. Each mold produces a 2.4" Death Star sphere that'll make your next whiskey totally explosive. Too soon?
Yoda Glass Set - $29.95
Through this Etsy store, you can choose to emblazon the great Jedi master on one of six different styles of sand-carved custom glasses. But, honestly, why choose? Get all six. Is that too greedy? Greed leads to fear; fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. Blah blah blah — DARK SIDE.
Boba Fett 4-Inch Bottle Opener - $17.99
Boba Fett?! Where?! Did you know Boba Fett only had six minutes and thirty-one seconds of screen time in Episode V? Miraculously, he ended up one of the most popular characters in the series. This metal bottle opener pays appropriate homage to this underrated bounty hunter with a heart of... well, probably not gold.
Following the death of Boba Fett at the hands of the sand-dwelling Sarlacc, Jeremy Glass' fear of the beach skyrocketed and he now has trouble taking showers for too long.