Stash Your Booze In A Mitten Flask This Winter

Winter is full of activities that are best experienced in the warm embrace of your favorite booze: outdoor football games, hockey matches, your niece's ice skating birthday party. Well, now you can get as lit up as a Christmas tree with the Mitten Flaska clandestine flask tucked into cozy, cable-knit gloves.

Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus.

The plastic flask holds four ounces of your alcohol of choice, and is conveniently zippered away into an internal pouch. The thumb opens to reveal a non-drip valve where you can sip on your spirit all day long and warm up the old fashioned way.

The pair comes with a funnel for easy pouring and can be yours for $19.95. Get 'em now, before you're forced to endure another worthless winter with regular mittens.

Ali Drucker is a staff writer for Supercompressor and never ice skates under the influence. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.