England hasn't been doing too well lately. First the whole "losing the Revolutionary War" thing, and now they're being eliminated from the 2014 World Cup. Jeez, guys, get it together. But the run of bad luck hasn't stopped Stephen Merchant and Newcastle from dreaming: what would have happened if the Brits won the war? Just in time for Independence Day, England's finest comedian and equally-finest beer have teamed up to talk about what America might be like now if we lost back in 1776. We suggest you watch the video in full, because it's a riot—especially the sentiment of America losing anything, let alone a war.