SuicideGirls Get The Hardcover Treatment

It's hard to believe that SuicideGirls has been around since 2001. That's more than a dozen years gazing at foxy, tattooed women while keeping your senses at DEFCON 2 just waiting for your parents to burst into your room and scold you for looking at porn. SuicideGirls: Geekology celebrates the Internet's favorite "gorgeous geeks, naughty nerds, and captivating cosplayers" by putting these beautiful punk babes directly into your hands via an outdated technology known as a "book." 

Geekology celebrates the anti-airbrushed pseudo-porn subculture that SuicideGirls has been doing since so well since '01. With 2,624 models and over five million photos at their disposal, choosing the right women and pictures to fill an entire book was a task that would've made your 12-year-old self go through puberty faster than you can say "unconventionally attractive female-friendly porn." 

Each page of the book features hi-resolution, fully nude images, along with detailed blurbs by the featured women. It goes without saying that Geekology obviously comes sans-black bars—we just can't show you here, because our bosses' heads would explode. There's no room for that kind of smut on the Internet. Hehe.

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and is now pretty sure his parents know it wasn't the cat who went to SuicideGirls.com 13 years ago.