"I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a Mafioso pallbearer, but somehow it all works." — Sylvester Stallone
That's exactly how we feel and we wouldn't have it any other way. The man who gave us Rocky did so by bringing soulful, underdog sensibility to blunt-instrument swagger. An action hero in a time where muscles and ability made the man, not CGI, Stallone was the real deal and still is in The Expendables 3. While he may not be known for his writing, let's not forget that the dude penned Rocky, which won Best Picture. Never write off his words.
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