It's official: Taco Bell's legendary hot sauces are now available by the bottle. SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. Your favorite taco accessories can now be brought into your home with complete ease and legality. No more hoarding packets. They're all here: Mild, Hot, Fire, and Salsa Verde. It's like Christmas, Hanukkah, and your birthday all had an orgy and popped out four spicy little babies.
The announcement was made through the newly-created twitter account, @TacoBellGrocery and — like the handle suggests — the bottles can be found at your local grocery store. Does this mean Taco Bell sauce-hoarders can finally ditch their vast collection of packets? Never. Because you never know when you're going to need a boost of Salsa Verde while on the go.
Jeremy Glass loves Taco Bell in a very deep and real way. Like Forrest Gump and Jenny. Or Forrest Gump and Dr. Pepper. Or Forrest Gump and ice cream. Or Forrest Gump and Lieutenant Dan.