Father's Day. Some see it as a phony holiday dreamt up by the Federal Steak, Beer & Football Committee while others view it as a legitimate day to celebrate the men who've kept all us crazy kids in check—our dads. What do you get the man who taught you how to shave, told you dirty limericks, covered for you when mom was angry, and unloaded streams of obscenities at you in the car?
Well, if he's still as on edge as the time you accidentally set fire to the living room rug, a big ol' bottle of booze should calm him down. Since we love our dads and can all agree that there's nothing better than a glass of whiskey, we hand-picked ten bottles of the brown stuff your pops will undoubtedly go nuts over—not unlike the time you threw a baseball through your bedroom window!