15 Foxy Bond Girls To Get You Over Hump Day

Gah, f**king Wednesdays, right? It's too early in the week to plan anything for the weekend and the novelty unhappiness from "having a case of the Mondays" has worn off. To get you through—arguably—the worst day of the week, we sought out 15 foxy Bond girls to soothe your mind. Each girl was chosen on a basis of pure attractiveness and ranked arbitrarily. Except for Ursula Andress. 

Movie:Dr. No
Role: Honey Ryder
Editor's Note: Those eyes could burn a hole through a Kevlar vest. 

Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies
Role: Paris Carver
Editor's Note: By the way, they're real, and they're spectacular.

Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun
Role: Mary Goodnight
Editor's Note: Those lips make me want to quit my job and jump off a skyscraper. 

Movie:Moonraker
Role: Holly Goodhead
Editor's Note: Goodhead...Goodhead...Goodhead. Well played.  

Movie:Live and Let Die
Role: Solitaire
Editor's Note: Seeing this level of cleavage back in 1973 would've caused heads all around the world to explode. 

Movie: Skyfall
Role: Eve
Editor's Note: She's so slinky and pure. I'd pay $200 to look at her pinky toe through a telescope. 

Movie:GoldenEye
Role: Xenia Onatopp
Editor's Note: Remember that scene where she kills that dude with her thighs? Awesome. 

Movie: From Russia with Love
Role: Tatiana Romanova
Editor's Note: We'd fully let her mug us with that piece. Hell, even without the gun. 

Movie: License to Kill
Role: Pam Bouvier
Editor's Note: Rib cleavage level = 100 points. 

Movie: Diamonds Are Forever
Role: Tiffany Case
Editor's Note: She's a fox. In French, she would be called 'la renarde', and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

Movie: You Only Live Twice
Role: Kissy Suzuki
Editor's Note: Props to the screenwriter for giving the only Japanese character the last name of, like, the biggest Japanese car company. 

Movie: Goldfinger
Role: Pussy Galore
Editor's Note: Perhaps one of the only Bond girls whose real name outdoes the character name. Honor Blackman? What were her parents on and can I get a bump?

Movie:Thunderball
Role: Domino Derval
Editor's Note: Those legs go on for miles. Oh, she's French. They go on for kilometers, I guess.  

Movie: Die Another Day
Role: Giacinta "Jinx" Johnson
Editor's Note: Because a bikini isn't complete without a belted dagger around the waist. 

Movie: GoldenEye
Role: Natalya Simonova
Editor's Note: The only person hotter than Natalya Simonova was the video game version of her on Nintendo 64.

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and is totally sporting a semi-interested idea of watching a little James Bond tonight. See what he did there?