15 Foxy Bond Girls To Get You Over Hump Day
Gah, f**king Wednesdays, right? It's too early in the week to plan anything for the weekend and the novelty unhappiness from "having a case of the Mondays" has worn off. To get you through—arguably—the worst day of the week, we sought out 15 foxy Bond girls to soothe your mind. Each girl was chosen on a basis of pure attractiveness and ranked arbitrarily. Except for Ursula Andress.
1. Ursula Andress
Role: Honey Ryder
Editor's Note: Those eyes could burn a hole through a Kevlar vest.
2. Teri Hatcher
Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies
Role: Paris Carver
Editor's Note: By the way, they're real, and they're spectacular.
3. Britt Ekland
Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun
Role: Mary Goodnight
Editor's Note: Those lips make me want to quit my job and jump off a skyscraper.
4. Lois Chiles
Role: Holly Goodhead
Editor's Note: Goodhead...Goodhead...Goodhead. Well played.
5. Jane Seymour
Movie:Live and Let Die
Editor's Note: Seeing this level of cleavage back in 1973 would've caused heads all around the world to explode.
6. Naomie Harris
Editor's Note: She's so slinky and pure. I'd pay $200 to look at her pinky toe through a telescope.
7. Famke Janssen
Role: Xenia Onatopp
Editor's Note: Remember that scene where she kills that dude with her thighs? Awesome.
8. Daniela Bianchi
Movie: From Russia with Love
Role: Tatiana Romanova
Editor's Note: We'd fully let her mug us with that piece. Hell, even without the gun.
9. Carey Lowell
Movie: License to Kill
Role: Pam Bouvier
Editor's Note: Rib cleavage level = 100 points.
10. Jill St. John
Movie: Diamonds Are Forever
Role: Tiffany Case
Editor's Note: She's a fox. In French, she would be called 'la renarde', and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
11. Mie Hama
Movie: You Only Live Twice
Role: Kissy Suzuki
Editor's Note: Props to the screenwriter for giving the only Japanese character the last name of, like, the biggest Japanese car company.
12. Honor Blackman
Role: Pussy Galore
Editor's Note: Perhaps one of the only Bond girls whose real name outdoes the character name. Honor Blackman? What were her parents on and can I get a bump?
13. Claudine Auger
Role: Domino Derval
Editor's Note: Those legs go on for miles. Oh, she's French. They go on for kilometers, I guess.
14. Halle Berry
Movie: Die Another Day
Role: Giacinta "Jinx" Johnson
Editor's Note: Because a bikini isn't complete without a belted dagger around the waist.
15. Izabella Scorupco
Role: Natalya Simonova
Editor's Note: The only person hotter than Natalya Simonova was the video game version of her on Nintendo 64.