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15 Foxy Bond Girls To Get You Over Hump Day

Gah, f**king Wednesdays, right? It's too early in the week to plan anything for the weekend and the novelty unhappiness from "having a case of the Mondays" has worn off. To get you through—arguably—the worst day of the week, we sought out 15 foxy Bond girls to soothe your mind. Each girl was chosen on a basis of pure attractiveness and ranked arbitrarily. Except for Ursula Andress. 

1. Ursula Andress

Movie:Dr. No
Role: Honey Ryder
Editor's Note: Those eyes could burn a hole through a Kevlar vest. 

2. Teri Hatcher

Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies
Role: Paris Carver
Editor's Note: By the way, they're real, and they're spectacular.

3. Britt Ekland

Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun
Role: Mary Goodnight
Editor's Note: Those lips make me want to quit my job and jump off a skyscraper. 

4. Lois Chiles

Movie:Moonraker
Role: Holly Goodhead
Editor's Note: Goodhead...Goodhead...Goodhead. Well played.  

5. Jane Seymour

Movie:Live and Let Die
Role: Solitaire
Editor's Note: Seeing this level of cleavage back in 1973 would've caused heads all around the world to explode. 

6. Naomie Harris

Movie: Skyfall
Role: Eve
Editor's Note: She's so slinky and pure. I'd pay $200 to look at her pinky toe through a telescope. 

7. Famke Janssen

Movie:GoldenEye
Role: Xenia Onatopp
Editor's Note: Remember that scene where she kills that dude with her thighs? Awesome. 

8. Daniela Bianchi

Movie: From Russia with Love
Role: Tatiana Romanova
Editor's Note: We'd fully let her mug us with that piece. Hell, even without the gun. 

9. Carey Lowell

Movie: License to Kill
Role: Pam Bouvier
Editor's Note: Rib cleavage level = 100 points. 

10. Jill St. John

Movie: Diamonds Are Forever
Role: Tiffany Case
Editor's Note: She's a fox. In French, she would be called 'la renarde', and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

11. Mie Hama

Movie: You Only Live Twice
Role: Kissy Suzuki
Editor's Note: Props to the screenwriter for giving the only Japanese character the last name of, like, the biggest Japanese car company. 

12. Honor Blackman

Movie: Goldfinger
Role: Pussy Galore
Editor's Note: Perhaps one of the only Bond girls whose real name outdoes the character name. Honor Blackman? What were her parents on and can I get a bump?

13. Claudine Auger

Movie:Thunderball
Role: Domino Derval
Editor's Note: Those legs go on for miles. Oh, she's French. They go on for kilometers, I guess.  

14. Halle Berry

Movie: Die Another Day
Role: Giacinta "Jinx" Johnson
Editor's Note: Because a bikini isn't complete without a belted dagger around the waist. 

15. Izabella Scorupco

Movie: GoldenEye
Role: Natalya Simonova
Editor's Note: The only person hotter than Natalya Simonova was the video game version of her on Nintendo 64. 


Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and is totally sporting a semi-interested idea of watching a little James Bond tonight. See what he did there?