19. Inflatable Party Sheep - $27.99
"Perfect gift for that upcoming bachelor party, birthday, retirement, or fraternity party. Of course, you could also get a Party Sheep for personal reasons. These party sheep are not anatomically correct!" Personal reasons. Personal reasons. PERSONAL REASONS.
18. Tattoo Removal Laser - $49.99
Pro tip: if you don't have the skill set to avoid getting a tattoo in the first place, chances are you're ill equipped to personally burn said tattoo off your lower back using a laser beam. Put your Discover card down, Dr. Evil.