Editor's Note: Because we had such a blast the first time we found The 25 Worst Things You Can Buy on Amazon, we decided to make this a quarterly feature. Every three months we'll hand-deliver you a curated list of the craziest stuff for sale on Amazon. Strap on your seat-belts, kids. It's gonna get bumpy.
FACT: You can buy almost anything under the sun on Amazon.com.
FACT: 99% of those things are unquestionably evil.
HYPOTHESIS: If we do an even deeper dive than last time, we're going to find some seriously f**ked up stuff for sale.
WARNING: A bunch of these are NSFW. So read this article while your hotshot boss is at lunch.