Oh my crap, is it Thursday already?
Thursday is the Tom Selleck of the weekday lineup—classy, but demanding. You don't have to drink, but it certainly doesn't hurt to have a little sip. If that Tom Selleck analogy didn't do it for you, how about this: Jay Z's cognac, vodka dedicated to the greatest rock band of all time, and a beer that's literally made of rum. Whether you treat your Thursday like a mustachioed lady-killer or the bastardized version of Friday, you still have a solid reason to drink—and that reason is named Monday.