You can't not feel like a pirate while drinking a rum called "Privateer." You've got your two basic flavors of Privateer True American Amber and Privateer Silver Preserve—with the latter tasting like apple blossom, star fruit, black vanilla bean, and cinnamon. Star fruit? Really? Hell yes. These 40% ABV bottles are heavy duty and, most importantly, all natural with a distillation process that takes molasses, sugar cane juice crystals, and brown sugar and turns it into something real special. Just try saying "Privateer" in a pirate voice. You'll never want to stop.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and simply does not exist.