"I spotted my dusty Iron Gym in the other room and wasn't going to stop until I fashioned it to hold three beer bongs." See that? A little fortitude coupled with an unquenchable thirst for light beer pays off. Stay in school, kids. Or drop out, whatever.
Jeremy Glass is an American comedienne, television host, actress, writer, and television producer. She was the star in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and has her syndicated talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show.