Make it Rain With This Badass Gun
Anyone who claims not to fantasize about making it rain cash money in the club is not worthy of your trust. They are lying. But for all of us who will admit to wanting to get in on some epic bill-throwing action, there is now a special tool to make the whole experience more awesome and efficient: The Ca$h Cannon.
The hefty and harmless Uzi-esque plastic firearm is good for one, hyper-specific purpose, and that's shooting a stack of loaded greenbacks rapidfire in whatever direction you aim. Though you'll probably want to stick to bills only, as your generous shower of coinage will most certainly piss off whoever's, uh, entertaining you.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. His birthday is sort of soonish, if you're in need of a hint.