Aside from a name that sounds like a club Hunter S. Thompson would've started during a particularly productive ether-binge, The Cocksman Club gives you an easy answer to a simple need. You can keep your sexcapades private and save yourself from unwanted parenthood all at once. Everybody wins!
When Jeremy Glass was 15, his older brother paid him $20 to buy condoms for him. The guy at the counter laughed as he rang up the rubbers and everyone was embarrassed. Anyway, big shoutout to Jeremy's beautiful 9-year-old niece, Zoe.