When it comes to the act of literally chilling, The Coolest is the dude-bro's wet dream. Boasting the ability to play music, charge phones, blend drinks, and cool them down, The Coolest is the holy grail that all 21st century tailgating-prone bros have been searching for.
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Made by a self-proclaimed "part visionary, part mad scientist," this futuristic Frankenstein of a cooler was devised as a DIY answer to the age-old question: what else can my cooler do?
Does your cooler have a bottle opener, cutting board, and integrated storage for knives and cutlery? Does it have a phone charger and a removable bluetooth speaker so you can jam to O.A.R. and Dave Matthews with all your bros?
Does your cooler have sweet LED lights or an 18-volt blender that can procure six gallons of blended goodness on a single charge? Didn't think so. Where's your messiah now?!
Is this the future of cooler technology? Let's hope so, because The Coolest makes everything in comparison really seem like a piece of sh*t.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and could go for a nice blended virgin Margarita with a side of ether.