6. Trio Power Zen - $15.00
Ingredients: Arginine, glutamin, maca tribulus terrestirs, lyco-pene damiana leaf, yohimbe, zinc, guarana, vitamin C, vitamin D3, vitamin B12, Korean ginseng, saw palmetto.
Instructions: "Do not exceed one capsule in a thirty-six hour period. Do not use if you have problems or high blood pressure or serious medical condition."
Effects: This is probably the only pill that put the legitimate fear of death into my heart. There was no increase in length, width, girth, or orgasm intensity... only a serious case of the shakes and cloudy vision.
Conclusion: Jesus, this stuff is the Dallas Buyers Club of erectile dysfunction. There's so much packed inside this little blue pill. Arginine is an amino acid that heals wounds and apparently benefits in the treatment of herpes simplex virus. And Yohimbe is an African aphrodisiac that's found in fun stuff like cologne. It got me a little hot and bothered, but I'm also a male in my twenties. Thanks for the near-death experience, guys.