A Flawed Ethos
The fundamental idea behind enjoying the Ménage à Un is the knowledge that you have complete control over every aspect of the experience: speed, grip, movement—it's literally all in your hands.
There are too many cooks in the kitchen with the Handie: a vibrating bullet, a self-lubricating well, textured "penetration control"...it's the type of sensory overload that one would get from sex without the promise of human contact or a post-ejaculatory conversation about your favorite movies.
When it comes to sex toys, you've got to go big, go home, and come back. The Handie straddles the line between professionalism and an eighth grader's weekend project. The idea is there, but the execution is...come on, just look at it!