Hand-crafted by Brooklyn's Twig Terrariums, this miniature masterpiece of biology combines rocks, moss, grass, and dirt, with a tiny woman flashing her goods for every microscopic organism to gawk at. Put it wherever you want, because it can go anywhere: the dining room, laundry room, hey, even the foyer to greet guests.
Is there any better way to showcase your combined love of science and nipples? Spoiler alert: no.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and his nipples would be considered "superb" if he was the opposite gender. Oh well.