The Kim Jong Un Butt Plug

Since the trailer debuted for the Rogen/Franco flick, The Interview, the Supreme Leader of North Korea has been the butt of a lot of jokes. But if you think the movie sh*ts all over his reputation, wait until you see the Kim Jong Un Butt Plug

3D-printed by the masterminds at Shapeways, this startlingly accurate sex toy is made of sandstone with a coarse finish, so you should maybe think twice before bringing KJU into the bedroom with you—consider it instead as the ultimate conversation starter.

And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, the seller assures us it'll ship in time for the holidays. Finally, you can tell Kim Jong Un exactly where to stick it.

Ali Drucker is a staff writer for Supercompressor and is now probably on a bunch of no-fly lists. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram