Your childhood LEGO memories are in danger. Those classic, wholesome bricks are about to go where no LEGO has ever gone before: to the strip club. Officially titled the Citizen Brick Center For The Performing Arts, this custom set is ready to bring life to your weirdest fantasies.
Get your singles ready.
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Though not actually affiliated with LEGO, the attention to detail is remarkable; everything down to the pole-gripping action and lucite heels of the strippers embodies the real deal. Cheetah-print carpet and zebra-upholstered bricks included.
Is that you, Ron Burgundy?
The kit comes with LED lights to set the stage, two strippers, a DJ, and a shirtless patron to help make it rain.
Finally, a strip club where touching's encouraged. Score one for $275, and don't forget to tip.