The Lowball was engineered specifically for remarkable occasions, with a unique internal hourglass shape cut from a specially formatted CNC Lathe. Its aerospace-grade aluminum construction and machined textural details give you a solid grip, no matter what your reason for imbibing. This is a serious vessel for serious drinking.
If you're ready to leave your amateur drinking days behind, order the Lowball here for $280. It's not cheap, but neither are you. It's time for your drink to become a reflection of yourself.