Meet The Gentleman's Wine Sack

Aside from the taste, price, and ensuing hangover, what's the number one problem associated with boxed wine? Portability. Or lack thereof, right guys? Anyway, that problem has been solved with the Menu Baggy Winecoat, an ingenious little personal accessory that makes carrying a bladder full of wine easier than pissing out...a bladder full of wine. 

Menu Baggy Winecoat - $63
Made from a sturdy combination of nylon, plastic, metal, and silicone, the Winecoat fits up to three liters of wine, while a soft rubber belt slips over your shoulder like a purse—except, instead of being filled with hard candy and tampons, it is literally chock full of booze. 

Inside the stylish vessel, a convenient nozzle will give you sweet, sweet wine literally at the flip of a switch. Or, more accurately, at the twist of a top. Something like that? Either way, totally easy to use and completely easy to carry to your next gentleman's picnic. It's not a purse, though. 

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and thinks wine and boxes go together like peas and carrots.