1. The Royal Pearl
Price: One MILLION dollars
Australian jeweler Colin Burn put his many years of expertise to use and created the world's most expensive wang. Sapphires, pearls, platinum, and over 1,000 diamonds combine to make the gaudiest, and likely the least comfortable sex toy humanity has ever seen.
Society is doomed.
Ali Drucker is a staff writer for Supercompressor. She is amazed she was not called in to HR while researching this story. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.