5. Gold Star Liquor
Let's talk about the storyline of this commercial. 1) There's this curly-haired, starry-eyed woman who looks like she was born in 2005 and she's surrounded by dudes. 2) Flashback to an empty room and she's trying to figure out how to make friends. 3) She goes to the liquor store and asks for a "cylindrical beer container." 4) The keg gets handed to her, the dudes high-five, and they all watch TV.
Why doesn't she know what a "keg" is called and, if that's the case, how did she know that a keg would attract men? Also, is she dating all these guys? Whose house is this? What's going on?