50. On an airplane, between someone who's afraid of flying and someone who's even more afraid of flying.
49. In front of your boss, so your computer screen is in their direct eye-line.
48. Anywhere on the Fung Wah Bus before it was shut down by the US Government.
47. The middle seat of every model car ever made.
46. Next to your co-worker's new girlfriend, neither of whom you know particularly well.
45. On a barstool, next to an acquaintance at his going away party.
44. Diagonally across from your significant other on a crowded bus. Bonus if it's on a Fung Wah Bus.
43. In the middle of a company-wide lecture on sexual harassment after a particularly large meal of rice and beans and an unexpected fear-boner.
42. Between two people who haven't seen each other in a long time and are trying to playing catch-up.
41. On a large boat during bad weather.
40. On an emergency lifeboat during good weather.