No one asked for it, but the folks at Lelo have decided there's just not enough douchebaggery in this world and therefore designed a sex toy exclusively for the most self-satisfied tool. Meet Pino, the "couples ring" developed specifically for bankers and other reprehensibly wealthy power players who have apparently demanded newer, more inventive ways to get their rocks off. Okay.
Pino comes wrapped up in a package (see above) that includes cuff links and a money clip for all your fat bills, with "Always Be Closing" engraved on both. Clearly an important mantra in both the bedroom and boardroom.