The Self-Mixing, Spinning Whiskey Glass

Pop quiz: why do you swirl around a fine glass of whiskey before you pour it down your whiskey-loving throat? Answer: because you're a classy gent who understands the importance of oxygen evenly permeating the alcohol to bring out the flavors. Duh. Second pop quiz: what's hands-down the coolest way to whirl that booze around? Answer: with a glass that spins, obviously. You're learning things, folks. 

Say hello to the Shtox Glass. The patented design of the glass' bottom allows it to spin on a flat surface. Like a top! A slight flick of the wrist gets it going and makes you the talk of the town. If people in your town are especially chatty and impressed by rotating barware. And WHY WOULDN'T THEY BE?

Designed in Germany, these glasses come in a wide array of trippy patterns that will delight your eyes and taste buds equally.

Start swirling, people.

Ali Drucker is the editorial assistant for Supercompressor. This makes her dizzy. Follow her on Twitter at @ali_drucker.

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