We know you guys are all expecting a "this is the beer cooler you're looking for" joke, but it's not going to friggin' happen. Let's get blunt: This R2-D2 Can Cooler is badass as hell and doesn't need some trite, overused quote to promote it.
A metal exterior and rubber interior keeps any 12-ounce beer cold, even if you're wilding out on Tatooine with Tusken Raiders on your ass, killing your vibe. Obviously, we suggest going with a blue-colored can for the sake of appearances...but if you're out of Bud Light, you might have to settle for a Pepsi. There's nothing wrong with sipping a non-alcoholic beverage from a koozie.
Your friend's five-year-old kid probably does it all the time.