To date, hundreds of thousands of Americans have succumbed to the lethal disease known as "The Mondays." It begins the moment your alarm goes off and doesn't leave the system until the impending Friday. The only thing that can quell this awful condition is a constant, concentrated dose of coffee. We love coffee; coffee is the best legal drug out there—well, it will be until that other drug we all love is fully legalized. We've mixed it with vodka, smoked caffeine, and even aged it in whiskey barrels, but the best way to consume this angelic substance is through the lips and from a (sometimes oversized) mug.
So, here are 10 highly-caffeinated and delicious coffees that you should drink—unless you're into being a boring, sleepy, constipated jerk-wad.