The only downside? Because of the porous sandstone material it's made from, you can't actually use the Vlad butt plug. Probably for the best — this isn't the kind of art you want to keep hidden away. What can we learn from this? If you're going to stick something in your butt, lube it up with politics.
If Jeremy Glass suddenly finds himself forced to work the bear mines in Siberia, will somebody kindly take over his Twitter account? It's @CandyandPizza and two smarmy posts a day will suffice.