Depending on just how much booze you need to ship, WineCruzer comes in 10 different models, with the largest accommodating up to 24 bottles, which is about a day's worth for Gerard Depardieu.
Starting at $155, they're not exactly cheap, but the company offers a lifetime guarantee on their goods. If it breaks 10 years from now, they'll still replace it. Hey, it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta protect your pricy Pinot.
Ali Drucker is a staff writer for Supercompressor. She's an ABC wine drinker: anything but Chardonnay. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.