What's eight inches long and filled with a liquid that makes people want to dance? Your new Stainless Steel Fish Shaped Flask. This aquatic drinking vessel has surfaced as the dream flask for seamen. With a streamlined body, you can effortlessly slip this salmon (or smelt?) into your pocket and go about your night as planned. With the capability to hold up to three ounces of booze, this fishy flask is an easy way to make sure your night goes swimmingly — and that's a shore thing. Sea what we did there? Fish puns FTW.
Jeremy Glass spends his days writing about weirdo things for Supercompressor's Vice vertical and mediating cock-fights.