Weighing in at only 3.7 ounces—before the addition of booze, of course—this flask is a no-brainer for any trip where a sink and towel aren't readily available. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? Don't they award prizes for this kind of craftsmanship? Because they damn well should.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and, hands down, his favorite spokesperson from the NRA's turbulent history is Charlton Heston.