Let's call it like it is: If you're regularly filling up a flask on the daily, spillage should be the least of your worries. Regardless, it's pretty difficult to do without getting sweet sweet booze all over your hands. Vargo Funnel Flask bridges the gap between obsessive-compulsive alcoholics and regular people by integrating a silicone funnel right at the spout of a handsome titanium flask. Drinkall the things!
With the patent-pending flip-up funnel, you can pour up to eight ounces of whiskey (or something more exotic) with total ease.
Weighing in at only 3.7 ounces—before the addition of booze, of course—this flask is a no-brainer for any trip where a sink and towel aren't readily available. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? Don't they award prizes for this kind of craftsmanship? Because they damn well should.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and, hands down, his favorite spokesperson from the NRA's turbulent history is Charlton Heston.