These Earbuds are Specifically Designed for Watching Porn
Aural pleasure is the name of the game with Ladobi. These specialty earbuds from Taiwan have been exclusively designed to enhance and amplify the glorious sound of hardcore pornography. Featuring 360-degree surround sound, high acoustic fidelity, and a frequency range of 15 HZ to 22 KHZ, Ladobi enhances the performers’ voices and provides viewers with a “more intense sensation" that makes it feel like you're right in the middle of an all-out flesh-fest.
A medical-grade silicone (what else?) cushion fits snugly in your ear and leaves you free to concentrate on every piercing shriek and guttural moan with unsettlingly crystal-clear clarity. What do you think, America? Are you ready to get the HD treatment for your earholes? Because keep in mind, there are some things that can't be un-heard.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and feels torn with this particular product. What if there some parts of intercourse that aren't meant to be heard? On the other hand: porn is pretty great.