Things that are awesome: America, beer, shotguns, shotgunning beers, babes, babes in swimsuits, babes in swimsuits shotgunning beers, American babes in swimsuits shotgunning beer. Boom.
Things that are not awesome: The opposite of all of that.
In case you're in need of a refresher, our buds at NORTH made this unnecessarily sexy tutorial on how to properly shotgun a beer. You might want to watch it a couple of times...because, uh, knowledge is power.
Hopsy Gives You Fresh Beer From the Tap in the Comfort of Your Own Home
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and, true story, has never shotgunned a beer before. Ugh, what a piece of work.