Hey, you champions of the Web. Look, you guys have been good to us. You've trusted our judgement as we've spent the last 15 months scouring the earth for the most badass things money can by, and didn't even waver when we reaped the benefits ourselves or got sidetracked along the way. To show our appreciation for you, our loyal readers, we're giving away three vaporizers from Firefly and it is sickeningly easy to get your hands on one.
Follow these steps, pat yourselves on the back for making such a good decision, and call it a night. Here's how you do it:
Step One: Go to Firefly's Facebook and click that big, sexy LIKE button.
Step Two: Sign up for our email and hit us up on Twitter with the hashtag #VapeAllNight. Extra points if you're especially clever.
Step Three: Read our terms and conditions—sorry, our lawyer said we'll go to jail if we don't tell you to.