This Is the Coolest Way to Park Your Car
Our instructions were to dress like we were going to a rave, which apparently now means neon ass-less chaps and highlighter ink.
I’d just been cast as a featured extra — all because I had to poop.
It slowly hit me that my face would really, actually, 100% be on screen for like two seconds.
I knew that I’d really made it when I received a picture text of a blurry television from my father.