4. Getting up to get a beer? Oh, EXCUSE ME 17 STRANGERS, PLEASE MOVE YOUR LEGS. Sure, you could order from the vendor, but he needs to see your ID, and you’re going to have to have those 17 people fondle your ID and cash, and they’re going to hate you.
5. Have to pee? So do 20,000 other people. Prepare to hold it, as the Rangers-Flyers second period starts and you miss the best goal of the whole game.
None of the above is true. If the crowd at the bar sucks, well, guess what, there’s another one across the street. No cute girls in your area? Walk 10 feet, and your luck will probably change. You never have to wait to pee. I cannot stress this last point enough.
Winner: I’m getting sick of repeating myself.