This Is Your Father's Beer Holster

Forget everything you thought you knew about Father's Day, because this Personalized Beer Holster is absolutely dad-tastic. A rugged leather body and 25-inch adjustable nylon strap firmly grips to the weathered, hardened leg of your dad for any possible situation. Hands full of barbecue accessories? Problem solved. Fingers busy with the curious task of figuring out how to use an iPhone? No sweat. The beer holster solves those problems and might finally prompt your pops to admit you're his favorite child. 

The durable leather sleeve holds any 12 ounce bottle or can of quality dad-beer. We're looking at you, Bud, Heineken, and Coors Original. The holster itself can be personalized with up to three initials and, with Father's Day less than a week away, makes the perfect gift for the guy who taught you how to ride a bike and hock loogies. 

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and will probably buy his dad something dumb for Father's Day, because it's not a real holiday. 

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