The very unscientific study of astrology has finally worked itself into a useful part of life by foregoing horoscopes and going directly into your mouth. 12 Signs Winesoffersbooze that's based on your astrological symbol. If you're an empathetic and down-to-earth Taurus, you're bound to love the rich, earthy taste of the 2009 Taurus Cabernet Sauvignon. If you're a philanthropic and compassionate Aquarius, the "zippy, vibrant, and fruity" taste of the Aquarius Chardonnay is the perfect match.
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It's pretty cool to drink something that goes with your personality — because no one wants to act like how vodka tastes. Supported by testimonials from throngs of wine-drinking Capricorns and Virgos, 12 Signs wine may just give us a reason to reconsider how the heavens affects our boozing habits. Or, more likely, we'll just drink this wine because it gets us intoxicated. Yes, actually that makes more sense. Because, science.
Jeremy Glass is a Taurus, but will drink anything in close proximity to his fingers.