This 'Amityville Horror'-Inspired Cocktail Might Have You Hearing Voices

If you're hearing things, we suspect it's due to either of the following: first, you're deeply sleep-deprived and starting to imagine things, or you're hearing Google's totally creepy and secret recording of your own voice. We're probably not qualified to help you with either, but hey! We've got an appropriately named cocktail recipe that happens to be delicious and totally easy to make! It's inspired by the Amityville Horror and combines port, gin, chilies, and black currant, resulting in the ideal balance of boozy, fruity, and spicy. As far as we're concerned, it sounds tasty, and that's enough for now. Here's how it's done.