ENTP: Roommates with... Cookie Lyon

Ever wonder what it'd be like to have Cookie Lyon as a roommate? Brady Morphy, the humorist behind Street Rat Race Horse, has some ideas. Given how intense the badass hip-hop queen is on the hit TV show Empire, it should come as no surprise that she doesn't mess around in her own house. Be prepared to share, and don't you dare let your hands come anywhere near her glamorous fur -- or her pizza, for that matter.