Commonwealth Candles

The streetwear boutique's moved in a heady new direction, dropping four beeswax candles (that "naturally emit negative ions which clean the air and invigorate the body"...), including the "Nice Dreams", with "base notes of chocolate fudge brownies with fresh air notes of the good sensimilla", and the John Deere-inspired "Green Thumb", with the scent of "freshly cut grass"...wait, so they all smell like sensimilla?