Dear Meat

Straight out of La Plata, MD, Meat posts user-submitted letters "to and from anyone or anything", ranging from a girl at the movie theater begging movie popcorn butter to explain its origin, to a love letter to his bed from "Dan Quayle", to a dramatically spotty teen decrying his pimple as it surveys "all the the kingdom of flesh ready to be ploughed and spotted with your royal seed" -- you may not like him now, but that pimple's got a lot he can teach you, kid.