Dr. Ruth's iPhone App

Just sworn in as DC's honorary "Secretary of Love and Relationships", America's naughtiest grandmother has released her own "iRuth" app, complete with a "Sneak-a-Ruth" function that, when set, will be triggered by any motion to automatically spew (in Ruth's voice) any number of cringe-inducing phrases -- the perfect way to let that special someone know what you're too afraid to say, assuming you're too afraid to say "vibrator!" and/or "missionary position!".